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So You're 40 by Clive Whichelow
Category: Humour | Series: So You're ...
You may never now become a rock star or regain the waist size you had at 18. You have taken a sudden interest in bleeding your radiators and figuring out the best route by road to anywhere in the country. On the bright side, you can feel smug that you have better grammar than a university student and do ...Show more
So You're 50 by Clive Whichelow
Category: Humour | Series: So You're ...
You may now expect a dirty weekend to involve nothing more exciting than cleaning out the garden shed, and you may find yourself being snubbed even by high-street canvassers. On the bright side, you can take delight in the fact that you will never again have to force yourself into groaningly tight fashi ...Show more
So You're 60 by Clive Whichelow
Category: Humour | Series: So You're ...
Your life may now consist of sleeping during sex instead of after it and going to more funerals than weddings. On the bright side, you can get away with making no effort whatsoever to lose weight. And all those charities you gave to - it's payback time!
So You're 70 by Clive Whichelow
Category: Humour | Series: So You're ...
You may now be bored of the novelty of a free bus pass, hair may be growing in unusual places and you'll never make it through the late night feature without nodding off. On the bright side, you can look forward to tearing up the pavement on your own top-of-the-range mobility scooter.
So You're 80 by Clive Whichelow
Category: Humour | Series: So You're ...
You may be too late to take up pole dancing and the closest thing you get to extreme sports these days is prising the top off a ketchup bottle. On the bright side, you can now lie back and take it easy - just not so far back that you can't get up again. And it's only 20 years before you get that telegra ...Show more
So You're a Grandparent! by Clive Mike; Whichelow Haskins
Category: No Category | Series: So You're ...
It's the best of times and the worst of times. You're welcoming a new addition to the family, but you're now officially old. You're also an eternal babysitter. On the plus side, you can enjoy spoiling the little darlings rotten and hand them back at the end of the day before the nappies start overflowin ...Show more
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